Monthly Archives: August 2015

My Birthday : How it all Went Down


Human beings are Funny sha, so because I said there is a Bobo ,  all my readers decided to blow up my phone to ask for his details and when we are getting married ?? What if there was no Bobo,  what if I was lying ehn ?? . Blog Reader Samo1738  (LOL ) said I should take my time and stop rough play that when is the wedding going down ? . My Country People so somebody cannot play with you people again ? LOL .
     ANYWAYS!!!! There is a Bobo , A sophisticated one at that , chai! , I’m always smiling like a goat around him, He is Prim and Proper just the way I Like , the love sef no be for here But he is Mischievous,  asin he should be crowned the King of Mischief.  Fast forward to my birthday . BOBO is the first to call me to wish me a happy birthday (sweet right?) ,  after we’ve made fun of each other like always and loved up a little , he gets off the phone to go to bed and I continue receiving birthday calls and Texts like CRAZY.
      By 2pm or so Bobo calls me up that we should meet somewhere and me I’m like OK,  I dress up in nothing too fancy , did my makeup In like 10 minutes and stepped out to buy iced tea 😍😍😍.
Bobo calls again and we sha finally meet up , he was all so sweet over the phone then when we finally saw eye to eye , come and see this guy looking all cute and smelling heavenly , I was just smiling like a fool . To cut the long story short , Bobo got a chef to cook something fancy , I honestly don’t know what I ate but it tasted good ; I met Bobos Squad (I don enter one chance) .

My birthday was just quiet and Relaxing and Different. Now down to the sector where all you amebos want to hear, Valerie asked what did Bobo get for you from your wishlist?  Let it be the Gwagon so your congregation can tap into your blessings.
     Dear Valerie I can sense you’re igbo and we might be connected by unseen ropes but trust me if Bobo had bought that Gwagon I would not be posting this , I’ll be polishing , waxing, and tending to my Machine and I would have invited Pope Francis to come and pray for Bobo.
      What did Bobo get me from my wishlist? ?? Who can guess????.

I keep asking myself if I should just run away , turn off my phones and disappear so Bobo won’t find me , but I can’t , I need a little drama and comedy in my life and he seems to be giving me the best of both worlds , as for the wedding , if you people can go and start meeting your various pastors and start praying for 100 billion pounds to magically appear in my bank account and for Forbes to contact me requesting an exclusive never before seen or heard interview and also if you people can build my empire sharp sharp , then why not,  Ikoyi Registry never close na , I’ll drag Bobos ass there and propose to him sef.
    All this wedding talk now is getting me scared small .  But honestly what I feel towards Bobo is true (is it? ) . And as for the gift , let me even carry koboko  to his house and ask him why the gift never complete…….. I’m feeling sleepy and from tomorrow I’ll go back to posting juicy scoops and not my life , this side shows once in a blue moon but i guess my time is up . Put Bobo and I in your prayers o , to those that would pray for positivity may God almighty enlarge your coasts and uplift you in ways men have never seen and to those that would pray for negativity *inserts bad eye * I pray positivity takes over your tongue when my name is being mentioned and just know that your 12 bedroom mansion with BQ and tennis court in the Ajegunle part of Hell Fire is almost complete.

Kisses from above and beyond ,
From my My Dancing Bobo & I .

It’s My Birthday!!!!


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Whoop whoop!!! Can I get an Amen somebody??? .. lol why do we play too much ????….. anyways guys it’s Mama Hen’s Birthday today and I just can’t help but thank God for everything , God has been faithful,  you guys know how much I love God and I would never stop loving him because he is the author and finisher of my faith , my great provider, my Adonai , El Elyon , El Olam , El shaddai, Elohim , Jehovah Jireh,  Yaweh Mekoddishkem , Jehovah Nissi , Jehovah Qanna,  Yaweh Raah, Jehovah Rappha,  Jehovah Sabaoth,  Jehovah  Shalom , Jehovah Shamma, Jehovah Tsidkenu, The God of Truth , The one that Never disappoints,  I can go on and on and on about my endless love for God because no matter how many times I sin against him , he still opens his loving arms and accepts me despite my flaws and all. Today is not about me but it’s about God’s endless goodness in my life , thank you dear Lord for everything you have done for me , from the day I came into this world , till the day I took my first steps , till today ; dear Lord you’ve always been there to guide me , I sin against you daily and you forgive me daily . Thank you for your overwhelming love in my life . I have been misunderstood in so many ways but one but everytime you set my path straight and give me something to look up to . This past months have been hell for me but you just keep nudging me and assuring me that everything would be alright.  I’m just so grateful for the strength he gave me because trust me I would have given up a long time ago, I’m not always composed , chin up , prim and proper , driven and sophisticated , sometimes I’m a huge Mess but God has single handedly turned that big pile of mess into the most beautiful thing the world has seen. Happy Birthday Precious Audrey Zara Kossisochukwunna Ogomachukwu Ahunna(trust me the names are a loooot ),  you were born to lead and the world the glory of God manifest in your life .

Happy Birthday To Me from Me .
I love Me ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

I’m a Year Older Tomorrow + Birthday Wishlist


It’s my birthday tomorrow YAAAAAY *Inserts Shoki, shakitibobo,  nae nae and makossa * I’m really getting old 😭 and I love it. Many of you have sent me emails asking what’s going down and where the party is at . Thanks a lot boothangs,  I saw all your wonderful birthday wishes and I replied them all . So some sweety peperempes have been asking me how my month has been and why I don’t blog often anymore. Below are my reasons

1. The late part of July and early August have been cruel to me in many ways but one

2. Remember when my Mac Book got stolen in School (God please Punish that thief in due time) and I bought a Samsung laptop that I ooed and ahhed about? Well guess what , this one too don pack up and I don’t think it can be fixed. So I blog from my phone that also has mental problems but I’m pulling through just fine….. I think

3. I got a flexible 9-5 again. I’m sorry I know I promised to be independent and not work a 9-5 again but things changed (I’ll gist you in a totally different blog post)

4. Kosi Owo – No money

5. There is a new Bobo in town *wink wink* the ministry is growing and is steadily starting to build , na to move to permanent site remain. 🙈🙈🙈🙈 forgive my razzness but you guys know how I get when I’m excited. Could this be love ?   Or common sense leaving my body? 

Anyways huntyyyýyyys mama’s been busy but for those that asked what I want for my birthday here’s a wishlist  (may God bless you as you help expand the ministry)

1. A new laptop preferably a Mac Book. So that I can be posting often and it might motivate me to buy white bedsheets so I can take cozy pictures like these too.
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2. An IPHONE! This one is important I’ve missed my iPhone ehn (God Also send thunder to the thief’s doorstep)
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3. Money ! Lots and lots of it , I’m an igbo girl please what do you expect
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4. Fendi 2 jours Handbag in Teal
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5. Cakes Cakes and more Cakes (@iamcookiejar don’t say you didn’t see this o)
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6. Perfumes (I don’t mind a hundred bottles, I love perfumes ) & Flowers
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7. An all expense paid vacation to Mauritius or Barbados (help my nigerian passport so it can finally cross international borders)
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8. A Gwagon 😍😍😍 (God said ask and it shall be given to you o ) this matte black beast is EVERYTHING!
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9. I want pure , genuine,  easy and effortless love

10. I want to be Happy ; cheeky for someone who doesn’t believe in happiness right?

You asked and I’ve replied , also the party is going down at my house , there’s Garri,  groundnut and water all you need to do is show up with your plate spoon and sugar. ……. to all my readers from US,UK,  Russia , Senegal, South Africa , we can have a Garri Skypeeeeee partaaaaayyyyy.

I have to go now guys , kisses from above and beyond.

Audrey X

Dolapo Oni and Fiancée look Hot in New Photo


TV personality Dolapo Marcy Oni and fiance, Prince Adegbite Sijuwade, the Ooni of Ife’s son are set for their traditional wedding which will hold tomorrow, Sunday August, 2, 2015.

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Prince Adegbite posted this picture of himself and his wife to be some hours ago on his IG page.

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